Bringing mankind together one nose at a time

Some time ago I came to an amazing realization; Let us postpone this revelation for a moment to first imagine the following situation- You are in a car at a stoplight. You are somewhat bored and decide to look around at the people in the cars near you. Over to your right you notice a sportscar with several 'hotties' in it. You know it would be awkward to stare so you advert your glance; trying to avoid the appearance of doing such, of course. You casually turn your head to the left and notice that the man in the car has his finger in his nose- not just picking mind you, but like a fat kid digging for that ever elusive jellybean in one of his rolls of fat. You turn and laugh to yourself. 'How embarassing', you think.

Now for the shocking revelation- Everyone picks their nose. "Impossible!" you say? Explain then another way to expel the mucus-covered dust and dirt effectively from your nose. "Blowing your nose" simply doesn't cut it for those extra clingy, caked-on specimens. Now before you become overly offended, let me clarify- I say everyone picks their nose. What they do after they pick varies greatly. For example- some wipe on paper towels, others throw it into the air acting as if they just disappear, while a select few consume them. Several other minorities practice more disturbing methods which I will not get into here.

Shortly after this revelation- I came to realize that here is a behavior that all of mankind practices. Surely picking one's nose is of nothing to be ashamed! When you pick your nose you are merely glorifying unity of the human race. So next time you see that man picking his nose, roll down your window, stick that finger proudly in your nose and yell, "Hooray for mankind!"